Port Dover: Lighthouse Festival presents “Secret Service” by Ephraim Ellis July 8–25
Friday, May 8, 2026
The Lighthouse Festival presents the world premiere of Secret Service by Ephraim Ellis.
Welcome to Il Glorioso Buco, Toronto’s swankiest, most suspiciously well-staffed Italian restaurant. It’s opening night, the risotto is simmering, and the atmosphere is thick with… espionage? That’s right – unbeknownst to the hungry guests and hapless staff, a crack team of international spies has taken over the kitchen, using marinara as camouflage for a top-secret sting operation.
Enter Harry Marsden: an eternally optimistic rookie who thinks he’s just starting a regular old waiter gig. Dressed to impress in his ill-fitting tux and armed only with a serving tray and way too much enthusiasm, Harry has no idea he’s just walked into the culinary equivalent of a James Bond blooper reel.
Featuring tuxedoed takedowns, linguini larceny, suspicious accents and one very confused maître d’, this world premiere is Mission: Impossible meets slapstick as Secret Service proves the biggest secret might just be Harry’s complete cluelessness. Spies, lies, and al dente drama – what could possibly go wrong?
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Secret Service
Written by Ephraim Ellis
Cast:
Cooper Bilton – Harry
Lisa Norton – Maddy
Stephen Sparks – Nick
Carly Street – Viviana Scarlotta
Robbi Towns – Quentin
Creative Team:
David Leyshon – Director
Beckie Morris – Sets
Steve Lucas – Lighting
Alex Amini – Costumes
Runtime:
Approximately 110 Minutes
Tickets:
Starting at $25
Port Dover:
July 8 - July 25
Port Colborne
July 29 - August 9
For tickets visit lighthousetheatre.com